Cinco de Mayo « back to albumCinco de Mayo 2006 Erica and Matt are peacefully oblivious to Tom gripping his shaft.Those Unitarians know how to party!Another generation of engineers. Youth is wasted on the young...King Cory and his, ah, royal scepter.Cheryl the Shark sets to scratch.Be afraid, Tom. Be VERY afraid.Jack gets felt on the table.An author, a mathematician, and a doctor walk into a bar...Mario will learn that, in curler's parlance, an elbow to the face is known as "aggressive sweeping."This is a picture of the last thing Ken saw prior to a close-up of the cue ball.Mario's such a slick shooter, he couldn't hold still long enough for this picture.Melissa doesn't even have a ball to shoot; she just wanted to pose for an action shot. Silly girl.Jack jealously contemplates Lauren's shaft.Some are born Grape; some achieve Grapeness; and some have Grapeness thrust upon them. And others are just drunk.Objects in camera may be closer than they appear.Jack and Melissa are to leaving early as Tom and Karen are to ruining pictures.Some things just go together... like Ping and purple.Such form! Such poise! Not bad for an old man. Too bad he sucks.Someone's had a few too many drinks.Chuck looking goofy. As usual.Tom IS stripes.At Cinco de Mayo, no expense is spared: a hand model was hired just for this shot.Nice balls.Having gone back in time to prevent his parents from meeting, Matt begins to fade from existence. Sucks to be him.Chain reactions are often fatal.Felt balls.The world's longest cigarette.All right, somebody has to stop playing with the camera.Chuck, Chuck, and Cheryl. One of these things is not like the others!Chuck, Chuck, and Cheryl. Can you guess which of these things is not like the others?I wanted a cool, relaxed pose; the artistic Ping opted for haughty. My kingdom for a goblet!Ping gets an early birthday present.Rosemary prays and hopes for the best. (She still missed.)She's lucky her problem can be corrected with glasses; my forehead is *completely* blind.I didn't know there were clowns in "A Chorus Line".